So eventually. EVENTUALLY I want to have the ‘Bloodthirsty’ title. On my priest. Because it’ll be funny. IT’LL BE FUNNY TO -ME- OKAY.
egelska: I hope Rick Santorum becomes President and thinks everyone respects and loves him, then finds out over the internet that he’s despised by all, and then finds out that in the next expansion, he’s actually a raid boss and Obama is going to be reinstated during Siege of the White House.
Your momma’s so fat, when she stands still for too long people ask her for...– (via vendortrashed)
The following day, I attended a workshop about preventing gender violence,...– Why I Am A Male Feminist (via emilyisobsessed)
wow Nozdormu must really suck to go to movies with
kiango: he’d just be like “oh no don’t go in there” “no she’s going to die” “wow i knew that would happen” shut the fuck up Nozdormu. Shut up.
Spine of Deathwing [normal]
WEEEEE one shot it. And I’ve never done that fight before. FGHH. I know it’s not a big deal to most but FFFF.
i think the worst part about cringing when irl...
thegoodsonisbad: the “epic win” scenario
thegoodsonisbad: beardedbeardstache: cataquack: 18+ year olds who say “I’m still waiting for my hogwarts letter” even if it were real, remember how they graduate at age 17 you’d be the wizard billy madison wait that sounds awesome, someone get me adam sandler’s agent ADAM SANDLER WAS AN ORDINARY CITY COUNCIL MEMBER UNTIL ONE DAY /RECORD SCRATCH YER A WIZARD SANDLER NOW THIS OLD...
tunnnelsnakesrule: did you know that it is possible for two fictional male characters to be close friends without wanting to fuck each other
me: wow i like this person a lot
me: i should talk to this person
me: wow look!!!! a perfect chance to talk to this person i should totally take it
me: types out message
me: gets nervous
me: exits page
me: floats away from computer
me: drifts out window
me: is lifted up into space
me: orbits around earth
me: is incinerated by the sun